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Often found searching under elementary schools for leprechauns holding 5 colourful magical rings. Is a complete and total waste of time which you will regret spending because you could have spent it with your Texan friend. PLEASE. DONT BE A TEXAN HATER. (See definition) They have feelings too. :( And be aware. The leprechauns will NEVER be found.
Ohh myyyy goshhhh. That Malvina is SUCH a leprechaun hunter.
Saint Patrick's Day as celebrated in the United States of America. Typical celebration rituals include college girls dressed like slutty leprechauns, drinking green beer, dyeing city rivers green, and punching your loved ones in the face.
Check out those college girls dressed like slutty leprechauns, bastardizing and disgracing Irish culture. I love Slutty Leprechaun Day!
When someone looks like absolute shit, but might get lucky and have at least one person think they look good.
Person#1- What is her hair? It looks like shit with a hint of leprechaun.
Person#2- Yeah it does, but she has a boyfriend so therefore she got lucky and he thinks it looks good.
When, as the girl of the night is sucking your cock, you proceed to pop open a can of Guinness and, after taking a drag of its deliciousness, you pour it on her face, taking extreme pleasure in her agony at having snorted Guinness... All on St. Patricks day...
Dude, I totally gave that girl a leprechaun special last night, you should have seen the look on her face...
when you are fucking a chick doggystyle, you pick your nose and wipe it underneath her nose, hence giving her a green mustache aka the DIRTY LEPRECHAUN!!!
dude... I was nutting my wife from behind last night and I had this greener I fished outta my nose and gave her a Dirty Leprechaun!
A small, poor, woman who cleans piss for a living and wears green.
(usually shouted as walking past)
- Leprechaun Woman!
My teacher.
A midget who is angry and is a middle-aged man, who teaches at a school for fuck-ups. Ugly, single, and flirts with the office ladies. Drives an ugly-ass Scion, and wears a pleather jacket that squeaks louder than the rats living in his walls.
Oh look here comes the non-Irish leprechaun, let's book it.