A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks
After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete
the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying
Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.
A word play phrase that phonetically translates into "Let Us Pray"
Lettuce spray for those who sin.
"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"
The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.
Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.
Grilling Lettuce is used to communicate the smoking of marijuana in a low-key manner.
Dude: "yo man! What ya doin after work?"
Man: "Oh you know, grilling lettuce."
*Epic fist bump ensues*
When describing a person, to say he is a good guy. Usually people who order no lettuce are not as nice
Mark: I needed a dollar for food, man sorted me out for the whole week
Joe: he a lettuce guy bro