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Lettuce Republic

A country that is controlled solely by money, esp. one whose economy is based on servicing international capital, and whose government is repetitively involved in bailing out banks

After the Glass-Steagall Act was repealed and banks were allowed to become too big to fail, America's transition to Lettuce Republic was complete

by Agit8r August 2, 2011


party lettuce

the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying

Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.

by party_lettuce_147 July 13, 2015


Lettuce spray

A word play phrase that phonetically translates into "Let Us Pray"

Lettuce spray for those who sin.

by GTrieste July 20, 2016


Laser Lettuce

Slang for Marijuana

"Do you have a charger? I'm trying to smoke some of my laser lettuce tonight"

by 420BlazeIt360NoScope April 24, 2020


sweeping the lettuce

The act using a comb to clean crabs out of your pubes.

Last weekend after picking that chick up from the bar I was sweeping the lettuce all week long.

by The turdburgalar November 20, 2020


Grilling Lettuce

Grilling Lettuce is used to communicate the smoking of marijuana in a low-key manner.

Dude: "yo man! What ya doin after work?"
Man: "Oh you know, grilling lettuce."
*Epic fist bump ensues*

by El Monsoon November 13, 2016


lettuce guy

When describing a person, to say he is a good guy. Usually people who order no lettuce are not as nice

Mark: I needed a dollar for food, man sorted me out for the whole week
Joe: he a lettuce guy bro

by wrorty December 9, 2021