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The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.
Life was a bit less of a bitch today.
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why tf did i have to be born?!
life is a bitch and we all know it too.
Pointless things people do between ejaculations.
Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"