long balls

It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.

Larry David, Curb your Enthusiasm. "I have long balls, LONG BALLS!"

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Long Jump

Awesome Track Event where athletes run down a strip of track and jump and kick in the air making it look like they're sky walking

-Loook at that dude Long jump!
-Wait isn't that against Newtons laws of motion?

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Long Talker

One who's conversation just goes on and on. Causing friends and family to avoid him like the plague.

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long in the tooth

old, advanced in age(from the practice of judging a horse's age by the length of it's teeth)

The plumbing is a bit long in the tooth. It needs to be replaced.

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long beach

A big city in Southern California that's in the county of L.A. that consists of 2 popular sides, the east and the north side.

Yo did you see Snoop Dogg shot his video "Who Am I(What's My Name)" back in 1993 on The V.I.P roof in Long Beach?

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Long Schlong

The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.

*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*

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long tab

Refers to the Special Forces tab, which is awarded to soldiers who have successfully completed the U.S. Army's Special Forces Qualification Course, or "Q-Course." The term "long tabber" refers to a soldier who wears the Special Forces tab as well as the Green Beret - Generally bad-ass, combat-hardened, mother fuckers.

Hey Bill, don't fuck with that guy... he's a long tabber!

Some private tried to hit one of the long tabbers with a wooden sword - we had to get that dumbass off of Fort Bragg and quick, before he got killed!

Ladies love the long tab.

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