how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you?

JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently

Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".

I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

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balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth

a rendetion of the popular song "pants on the ground" reffering not to so called" gangsta's" but to all those dirty skank ho-bag peniscakes.

Ted: yo i was in an alley last night and i saw a girl giving head...
jim: you shudda said " balls in the mouth balls in the mouth looking like a fool with those balls in your mouth"
Ted: oh...maybe next time.

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It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!

This is a song originally sang by The True Master himself. The True Master was feeling very festive, so he sung this song. Memers alike joined in and sung together.

This is the first line of the song, a spin on the classic ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas’, originally sung by Johnny Mathis. The word ‘Christmas’ is altered to ‘Cringmas’ in order to attempt to inject some humour, a loved classic move from The True Master. The True Master unfortunately only sung the first line of the song, and I, myself, continued with ‘everywhere I dab’, in which The True Master laughed at and began to sing himself.

During form, where there is small amounts of chatter.
Suddenly, The True Master pipes up.
“It’s beginning to look a lot, like, Cringmas!”
Memers alike begin to laugh.

Look, I really like you but

The classic break up cliché line that every TV director uses.

Person 1: Look, I really like you but I think we aren't fit for each other

Person 2: *spontaneously bursts into tears*

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rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions

siofra brady

siofra brady is a rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions

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