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Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened
jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?
sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo
Lorenzo is the typical shy and unsure boy, but if he opens his heart to you he will turn out to be a totally different person! He doesn't have many close friends and doesn't believe in love, but if you are the right person for him he will never get rid of you. Treat him right, hurt him once, and he'll hate you for life.
Person 1: Who is Lorenzo?
Person 2: Idk.
Lorenzo is the greatest person you can met. He is the guy who fucks every single girl he wants to. Every girl loves him. If he loves your crush, you better give up because she already loves him. Lorenzos have the best clothing styles you've ever seen and they are very popular and loved by other people. Everybody would like to be a Lorenzo.
Omg I love Lorenzo, like everybody else.
A really nice, handsome, fit guy with a massive cock.
Girl on omegle: Are you Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yes
Girl on omegle: You're a fucking cracker
An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.
Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo
When you casually stay in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental in a large and prominent city.
Bob: Where should we stay in London?
Mike: Let’s just pull a Lorenzo.