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stuff crackers put on their skin because they are pussies so they dont get burned
i put on sun tan lotion so i didnt burn
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Intense sexual arousal at an inopportune time, resulting in the urge in a male to go to a private spot and masturbate, often with lotion.
I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.
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n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.
"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."
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idk neither help ahh so like yh but like srly can someone explain
person 1 hi
person 2 *sighs* grabs lotion
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In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."
"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."
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A certain lotion smells especially wonderful, although it has yet to be noticed by others.
Get that baby death lotion away! Its burning my eyes!
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What Hypothermia does
Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.
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