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when a person who wears contact lenses inserts their contact lenses, in circumstances where they still have lube (usually the expensive engineered lube, which is very difficult to remove, even with vigorous hand washing)on their fingers. that person will often experience "lube-eye", where their vision is a little hazy, and the eye can be senstive.
Man, I love that new lube you bought, but shit if it doesn't give me the worst lube-eye I've ever had.
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Any type of alochol that reduces your inhibitions to get out on the dance floor and/or ask someone to dance with you.
Before I ask those girls to dance, I need another shot of disco lube
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The art of squeezing a females breast milk on your penis, and fucking her as if it was lube.
Nathan has no lube so he just did a leche lube on his wife.
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The act of lubricating the umbilical region in effort to reduce friction.
Often Bellybutton lubing is perfomed in preperation for a sexual act for either men with very small penises or women with very large belly-buttons.
"I lubed up this Belly Button and can't wait to get in there"
"This ho got a belly so big after she had 12 kids i don't even need to lubricate it"
"After many failed attempts at penatration due to sizing problems, they finally tried bellybutton lubing followed by buttonpunching. However, indulging in this act whilst taking Viagra proved to be unwise. Trying to explain to the Ambulance Crew why this man was attatched to her abdomen proved tricky"
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When one coats the penis or vagina in semen to lube that area up.
My girlfroend amd I had so much sex last night I used my natural lube with her.
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the worst possible facility on earth
i got totally fucked over at jiffy lube.
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A can of Heinz baked beans used for the lubrication of a gay man's arsehole ready for sexual penetration.
"Pass me the Brokeback lube i'm ready for a rimming"
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