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usually a highschool/college student who follows a random group of people around. they think that theyre best friends with everyone but in reality no one know who they are
friend 1: man that party was lit as hell
friend 2: on me bro
eugene: you guys had a party with out me?
friend 1: shut up dickhead. nobody in here knows you
friend 2: what a lurker dude
People who act good but deep down are bad .
Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.
That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.
A person who is loitering in an area usually acting suspicious.
Mate did you see that Jackie lurker behind the bins!?
A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .
Sometimes making comments, or just watching.
: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.
: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.
Someone who is watching without being seen, even more so than a normal lurker.
Jimmy contributes to Lurkerism
The tendency to stay on after a movie ends, all the way till the movie credits end, just o make sure the person "doesn't miss anything" like Marvel and DC studio (stupid) after-credit scenes.
I like being a movie usher except for all the damned lurkerism. I just want to clean the damned theater.
Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.
"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"
"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."