Penis m&m’s

When a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom

“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”

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Boy M&M's

The Ones with nuts

I like the boy M&M's better than the plain.

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Homeless M&M

The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.

Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."

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Green M&M

1. A candy often believed to make the consumer horny
2. The only M&M that is female (great likeness to smurfette)

1. John has a whole drawer full of green m&m's!
2. The Green M&M is fucking* hott* dude!


*see second defenition of these words

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Brown m&m

A small demand in a detailed contract that creates an easily testable adherence and understanding of the details.

David Lee Roth inserted a concert contract stipulation about having a bowl of m&ms back stage, with no brown m&ms, to see how careful the stage managers would handle the electrical aspects of stage show.

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Brown M&M

10/10 would smash again

Me: “another round?”
Brown M&M: “yes.”

Cheggis m & m

A 'game' where the participant places an m & m (chocolate or peanut) inside their anus. This can be accompanied by the games theme song, which is sung to the tune of the hokey kokey: You put the red one in, you take the green one out, in out, in out, shake your ass about, you do the cheggis m & m and turn about, that's when you fire them out!

After the magician cancelled, Richard kept the party guests amused by performing a Cheggis m & m.

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