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Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.
1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!
The act of always sending Memes when sending any emails.
Hey, have you noticed that whenever he needs to send an email he sends a Meme?
Ya! I call it Meme Mail - what do you think?
That's a terrible pun but I can't deny it fits the situation perfectly.
The information, usually from a superior in an organization or from an institution with which you do business, that you never received, but which they think you should have intuitively known despite how arcane the information is.
"My boyfriend said I didn't get him for his birthday what he'd been hinting at. I guess I didn't get the ESP Mail."
"My boss said that I didn't get a raise because I didn't do everything he told me to do, even though I showed him the email he sent requesting it and the proof that I did everything it required...and more..., he said that I hadn't done everything he expected me to do"
"I thought I'd get 50% off my purchase at X*Y^Z.com as they indicated but I didn't because of requirements they don't mention anywhere on their website."
Sending chat messages that doesn't make sense because letters are switched around
Trying to type "Let me send the song I was talking about earlier"
End up typing "Ket me send the sogn i was talkinaga aabotu"
That's a mail moment
Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.
Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?
The purpose of Royal Mail is to piss as many people off as possible. God got a bit bored one day and decided to see if he could make the shittest delivery service in the history of ever and succeeded. I bet I could travel the world faster than Royal Mail can give someone a box. Royal Mail are scamming cunts who will stop at nothing to be total arseholes, and their everyday increasing powers are threatening to the entire of mankind and their cockiness is to be feared.
example to how one might feel after realising their parcel is coming from Royal Mail:
Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off Arsehole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bullshit
Feck
Munter
Pissed
Shit
Son of a bitch
Tits Bastard
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Cock
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Knob
Minge
Prick
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Twat
Cunt
Fuck
Motherfucking cuntsuckers are delivering
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A route of mail delivery, via whale. Usually a small package attached to a sea animal and originating from the Hong Kong area. Almost always slower than snail mail, taking more than a month for delivery to the US. Insurance plan may include a killer whale for a service fee.
Im still waiting on my iPhone case to be delivered, they used whale mail.
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