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A decent town in King County situated between Covington, Hobart, Ravensdale and Black Diamond. Full of a lot of liberal yuppies who have been indoctrinated to be TV worshiping hipsters.
The skatepark is lousy and full of stoners/drifters who will never progress. The drug problem is moderate with mostly peaceful hippies but the occasional tweaker will pass through. There are many flannel wearing stoners with a mutual respect toward everyone and their community. The non egotistical but incredibly ballsy stoner/skater types do exist but rarely skate there unless trying to kill time.
Others are the common image of enormous gauges, I heart boobies wrist bands, v-neck shirts or baja shirts, eccentric pants or sweat pants, mocasins and crocs. About as common you will find those who wear a tap out hat and an MMA shirt but hipsters have lost all ambition in life.
The occasional ramp tramp, little raver emo girl or future attention whore is common. Many people who would rather be inside all day and watch Adventure Time rather than have hobbies.
The occasional conspiracy theorist, veteran and blue collared types would consider the area a haven. Older generations don't use the internet as much as the kids in this town who are hooked trolls with phony facebook meme lives. Beware of longboards and kids on their smartphones.
Stoner:"Hey party in Maple Valley!"
Yuppie:"Wow I haven't been there in ever because I live in the city and I'm a hipster"
Stoner:"Really? Maple Valley has nothing better to do not even a movie theater"
Yuppie:"Swag, yeah we should prey on some younger girls"
Stoner:"SWAG, So.Were.All.Gay"
Yuppie:"Don't worry lets go to a rave and sell molly and oxycontin"
Stoner:"Fuck my life we might as well go to comic con"
Yuppie:"Yeah pretending to be a drug dealer is too difficult I should get a real job"
Stoner:"Oh well at least we can sell weed to some burnouts from my source"
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A kinda rude way to describe a Canadian but also kinda funny because they’ll apologise for the inconvenience.
Person one: hey maple jockey!
Maple jockey: sorry about that friends.
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A shot containing one part whisky and one part maple syrup. Often used as a antidote for hangovers (at least in Vermont), as an alternative to a bloody mary.
Best served using Old Crow whisky, light maple syrup, and an asprin.
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A slur directed at someone who is Canadian
"Canada sucks! I hate all of these maple bitches."
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A game by Nexon. It's a 2-D game that has cute graphics which stupid emo sluts find adorable. Ridiculously repetitive and chock full of lame enemies and attack skills. Its' really gay game and a waste of time which tends to ruin the player's social lives, assuming they had a social life to begin with. Players usually end up being hackers and cheaters by their second job advancement. The game is supposed to be free but everyone will end up spending money for Nexon cash or mesos eventually. All females that play this game have uni-brows,hairy legs and sound like men when they speak. Most female players are actually men anyway XD. If you are playing the game QUIT NOW for the sake of humanity. Hackers unite and burn Nexon down to the ground.
Major words and sentences used amongst the players. Maple Story
"noob" "fag" "lbbi" "pwned" "1337"
"I wish i know wat a vag looks like"
"nub" "hacker" "wtf" "stfu u fuckin fuck noob" "burn in hell u stupid piece of shit noob" "goddam all noobs to the fiery hell that is my hairy vag" "wat are boobs??" "gimme money" "suck my meso dry slut" "uber pwnage" "fuck zakum, fuck snails, and fuck goddam all u stupid sons of bitches that hacked my goddamn file."
"S> myself for 20mil, scrolljobs 3mil, lbbijobs 16mil@@@@@@@@@@@" "i luv bleach and deathnote and I'm a weabboo."
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When you eat a girl out or it can be refered to a vagina.
Iam going to go to eat Shady Maple today.
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Dope town in canada where you can walk up to anyone on the street and buy a sac off them
"hey you" yah whats up "can i get a sac off you man" yee no prob bro maple ridge is the bomb
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