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When your new flatmate says they are married to their work after you ask if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are actually just reaaaallllyyy gayyyyyyy. Also, they definitely saw you lick your lips after they said they don't have a girlfriend, so now would be the time to change the subject.
Person 1: "You don't have a girlfriend, then?"
Person 2: "Girlfriend. No. Not really my area."
Person 1: *stares* "Oh really." *pause* "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Person 2: *head turns slowly towards P1*
Person 1: "Which is fine by the way-"
P2: "I know it's fine."
P1: *small smile* "So, you've got a boyfriend?-"
P2: "No."
P1: "Alright. Ok." *licks lips* "You're unattached just like me... fine. Good."
-long pause-
P2: * looks down and back up* "(Insert name of P1), um. I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I'm flattered by your interest-"
P1: *shakes head, in distress* "No... No."
P2: "I'm really not looking for anything"
P1: *still shaking head* "I'm not... asking- no."
P2: *looks confused*
P1: "I'm just saying: it's all fine."
P2: "Good. Thank you."
P1: *eyes wide, probably internally thinking 'shit shit shit'*
meaning nobody is serious enough so u gotta marry da money and stay on da grind
im married to da money and stay on my grind😼💰💍
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A game, popularized by the TV show "30 Rock," played by two or more people. Game participants trade off selecting three individuals (they may be living, dead, and/or fictional) for the other participants to either "Kill, Boff, or Marry." Each participant must then say whether or not they would kill, boff, or marry each of the selected individuals. Individuals to kill, boff, or marry are usually selected to fit the participants sexual orientation. The best game results are usually obtained when individuals who are unattractive, disliked by others, and/or old are selected to categorize.
Jim says to Jane, "Kill Boff Marry - George W. Bush, Dane Cook, and Quasimodo." Jane responds, "This is a tough one Jim, but I'd kill Dane Cook because he's an unfunny asshole, I'd boff Bush, but it would be spiteful in a hate-fuck sort of way, and I'd marry Quasimodo because overall he seems like a good guy."
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asking someone to be your partner
will you marry me
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An expression of total adoration and surrender. Said of a person, object, or situation that you're totally in love with to the point where you'd completely give yourself to, dignity and all. It also implies that the object in question is awesome enough to be worth of dominating you completely.
Dolores: Here comes Brad!
Angela: Goddamn, I love him! I just wanna marry him and be his sweet little bitch!
Tim: Check out that sweet Viper over there!
Bill: Ah, baby! I'd marry that and be its sweet little bitch.
Janet: SPRING BREAK! WOOT!
Craig: Why don't you fuckin' marry it and be its bitch?
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A married woman who does all the childrearing, chores, providing for the family while her husband does not raise a finger to help. A term coined by youtuber Cynthia G
“She does all the house chores, takes care of the children, cooking while working a full time job. Her husband doesn’t help. She’s a married single mother.”
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Reem Al Marri, born in the 21st century. She is a young influencer, despite her age she never ceases to amaze us as her decision making is precise and authentic. All her decisions are made in the heart of Second cup, our second home. Reem Al Marri is also related to the queen, lady gaga. Also, Joji really wants to be her.
her excellency, Reem al marri who changed the fucked up world and cleared out the misconception of Muslims. She is also known as the baddest bit*h out there due to her thorough and excellent strategies. Many lives were changed by her mindful decisions and her prosperous attitude to life. We stan her more than Dr. Martin Seligman because he got nothing on her.
I am sure that her future is as bright and blinding as the sun because she is so wise and kind Urban dictionary can't even comprehend.
Reem Al Marri is a queen step aside