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Maryland Pocket

(noun) When one defocates in an unsespecting victims pocket. The victim typicaly doesnt to realize they have been given the Maryland Pocket until it is to late.

"Damnit dude, my cell phone is ruined, someone gave me a Maryland Pocket !"

by Maxwell13 April 5, 2008

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Maryland Style

1. to be disloyal to your friends
2. to throw responsibility and common sense to the wayside in the name of fun

Often used to proclaim false greatness in oneself for the above definitions.

I stole his money, Maryland Style.

Here, we party Maryland Style. I got so drunk last weekend that I puked in my bed and slept in it all this week. Yeah, dawg that's Maryland Style.

by BigDaddy November 11, 2004

33πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


Bethesda, Maryland

Small naval town in Maryland. Also, origin of the Foo Fighters

I wanted to visit the origins of the Foo Fighters in Bethesda, Maryland.

by C.S. Seventeen January 12, 2009

9πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Maryland Crabcake

When you are so drunk that you puke in a womans vagina, then proceed to make her girlfriend eat her out.

I cant believe Nick gave Rebecca and Samantha the Maryland Crabcake last night.

by JMoregon January 15, 2007

17πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Maryland Kiss

When a driver bumps into your car at low speed. Very common in Maryland, where poor driving is the norm.

I was stopped at a red light and this idiot gave me a Maryland Kiss. I didn't even HAVE to look at the plates to tell where he was from.

by Paddington Beard November 7, 2011

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Maryland Milkshake

Taking a large glass and filling it with a mixture of shit and semen, usually topped off with whipped cream and a cherry. Serve chilled.

Ayo nigga i swapped JaSean's Wendy's Frosty with a Maryland milkshake and he threw up all over my new Bathin Apes.

by Ardin94 March 20, 2009

7πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


potomac, maryland

Potomac is a snobby place but it’s the home of many lax snobs, soccer players, football jocks, cheer leaders, camp obsessers, trendy and pretty girls along with ur typical sport loving, fortnite loving hot guys. You don’t live in potomac if u don’t go to Montgomery Mall at least twice a week. There is a mix of public and private schoolers, but private schoolers dominate the county with there endless parties full of juul’s, hook ups and drinks. During the summer kids are either at there super high class sleep away camps or some beach in delaware: Rehoboth, Bethany, OC etc.. The village is a very popular private school place especially for the rich bullies kids. They fill up starbucks after school days. Cabin John Village is home to the churchill kids. Potomac is one of he best places to live. Best friends. Best people. Best times. Your a very lucky person to grow up here.

girl #1: I’m bored
girl#2: mall?

girl #1: I was just there the past 2 days tho
girl#2: but there’s cava
girl #1: I’m getting my keys let’s go!

girl #2: yea we definitely live in potomac, maryland

by potomacgirl101 March 26, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž