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Cakel Matter

The crumbs or large chunks of cake left over after binging on chocolate cake; does not have to contain any icing. Must be pronounced as closely as possible to "fecal matter".

You guys ate it all?! Now there's only Cakel Matter left!

by Jen G July 13, 2007

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Matter-Of-Fact

1. Describing intense and unfathomable awesomeness embodied within a human being. See Samuel L. Jackson or Bruce Willis

2. Used in conjunction with a verb this word shows how intense and cool a look or action was.

1. 'Samuel L. Jackson is so Matter-of-Fact'

2. 'That guy had such a Matter-Of-Fact look on his face'

by ludakrys April 24, 2006

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shit matters

used when u don't give a fuck/shit/damn etc

mike: damn those chicas' hot but i ain't got balls to approach
mike jr: shit matters, homeboy we're drunk as fuck at friday night and got nuthing to lose anyway!

by finlandia duuuuude November 30, 2008

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Nothing matters anymore.

Nothing matters anymore — The obvious nihilistic statement that will ultimately define the Post Truth Trump Era. With a growing ability to use Artificial Intelligence to both creates images and voices, subjective reality will be easily questioned driving further riffs in American culture. We have moved from the “Everybody Gets a Trophy Era” into “The All Opinions are Equal Era”. Gods help us all.

Using “ Nothing matters anymore.” In a sentence:

In the post truth World postulated by both Kellyanne “Alternative Facts” Conway; and, Rudi “Truth Isn’t Truth” Giuliani nothing matters anymore — especially nihilism. And I’m looking at you Fox News.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023

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BLUE MATTER

Really great JAM BAND Long Island New York

I need to hear some blue matter now.

by the man with an urge April 11, 2010

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Belgian Lives Matter

A joke movement based off of Black Lives Matter made by the Hearts of Iron 4 youtuber isorrowproductions to help the Belgian people. They are systematically oppressed by at least one half of their country that is so out of touch with the other that they may as well be speaking a different language. (The joke is that the different parts of Belgium speak different languages, which is true) The movement is also against Dutch tourists kidnapping Belgians by luring them into their cars. The Belgians have no clue what a car is because they bike everywhere. The Dutch then do atrocities to the Belgians such as leaving them in a car on a mild day, not one that is too hot. This leaves the Belgian mildly uncomfortable for about 10 minutes. Belgians must be fed waffles, hands from congolese black people, and stimulation to federalize the EU, as it is the first original idea from Belgium since a machine to chop of black peoples' hands.

I bought a Belgian Lives Matter flag from isorrowproductions' sellout merch website.

by HandleBrake12 June 27, 2018

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Black Fart Matter

A political movement with the intent to spread the word that black farts matter.

I'm at a Black Fart Matter protest hope I don't get shot.

by Cheddar Goldfish123 February 15, 2021

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