a very massive woman, a truly pantrid woman, you would be unlucky to ever encounter this woman
Cammy Vally's Maw was in asda the other day, almost shat myself, she was in the cheese isle scranning all the parmesan
To eat all that one desires due to cannabis intake; to nap at an uncomfortable time.
You left so many candy wrappers laying around last night when were mawing out.
it means your mother sells avon products
“shut it ya mad junkie”
“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”
A fat bird with a nice face, observed in waterfront swimming pool, who we thought had kids.
Todd: Shit man here comes the maw, shes so fat, nice face though.
Paterson: Yeh man, dunno whether or not shed get pumped...
Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.
Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil