He is the most beautiful man on the planet and Ben meatloaf is ugly
Ben meatloaf is ugly and a big nerd and no amount of nerfguns can save him from syberbullying and max is beautiful
He is the big gay and he is stupid and loves the one. (She does ice skating, thats a hint max). Max loves a girl named "anonymous" but he won't tell her. Max is also aprtialy gay and loves lachlan.
Max loves "anonymous" but he would also like to grab lachlan by his booty cheeks.
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A complete mess. But secretly a nice and amazing person. Cares for his friends and will always be there for you.
Amy: what is max doing over there?
Emily: idk, I think he is consoling Santiago after his fifth mental breakdown of the day
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Maxes are guys who are most likely to have friends, the average Max have friends who are nice and treat them right. As much as they can be βidioticβ, they are still loveable. Maxes are most likely to be emo, or an air sign/zodiac. Theyβre also very attractive, and are above the average penis size - so, a pornstar penis.
Girl 1: hey, should we invite Max to my birthday party?
Girl 2: yeah! Iβd kill for him to come!
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Max is a perfect person and you will always want to be around him.
-Dil Pickle
βMax! You are so perfect!β
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