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A meeting that contains information that could have been put I n a memo or email and is therefore a giant waste of time. Made famous by tech entrepreneur Elon Musk, who famously hates time-wasting meetings.
Example: Rachel “Are we really having another meeting about delivering services via Zoom.”
Eli “Yes, just another Musk meeting. Why can’t they just put it in an email and save us an hour?”
To start the night out with the boys(or girls) and end the night with every member completly trashed.
Hey joe, are you coming to meet the sendersons tonight down at the local pub?
a polite way of saying "jack off"
-did you meet joe yet?
-hey bro ill call you back in 5 minutes
- where you gonna go?
- to meet joe
- its been so long since i met joe.
A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.
Co-worker A: How was your meeting?
Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
The act of meeting another man in the back of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9/10 times the meeting will consist of a bunch of violent sex.
Damn man, Cam and Collin were having a backseat meeting after work. They were very loud and they left the lights on so everyone could watch.
When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy
I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.
When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.
You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.