A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.
Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."
A typical saying of a porquitchona to express frustation. Also a menu that includes a Kebab.
A:Damn, this case is really hard. Makeke menu!
B: I'll have a makeke menu, a wrap and a diet coke please. I'm not that hungry today.
All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.
"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."