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Meth Farm

The various animals that live inside of a house that is being used as a Meth Lab (i.e. cats, dogs, ferrets, turtles, rats, birds, etc - could be anything).

Did you see that house? Looked like a real meth operation.
Yeah, wonder what kind of Meth Farm they have going on in there.

by nickleonard January 29, 2008

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Math and Meth

One is a life ruiner and the other one is meth.

Math and Meth sound the same.

by WeirdKid_21 February 26, 2015

20๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Romanian meth

a special type of methamphetamine that, with prolonged use, eventually turns you into a vampire. This has the side affect of making you hotter than anyone else, however you are now addicted to blood and Romanian meth. congrats.

'Yzzy took too much Romanian meth and now she wants to drink your blood!'

by artifactas January 5, 2015

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meth Mite

The southwest's version of a crack whore. A scrabrous, filthy skank who will suck you off for $5.00.

I was trying to chill at the Double Down in Vegas but I was being totally hassled by a fucking,hideous Meth Mite.

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meth Bear

Origin:
This particular sup-species was first discovered in the Lake County California area.
It is common belief amongst experts that the first of its species started life as a standard American Black Bear. To the demise of the standard American Black Bear and other cohabitating wild life, this particular area of the country is unfortunately well known of its excessive production of Methamphetamine (Meth). As common to most manmade pharmaceuticals and body altering chemicals, excessive amounts of contaminated wastes are generated. Due to the often illegal nature of the for-mentioned substance the waste products are often dumped in with standard household refuge or dumped in to remote campground type areas in an attempt to cover the tracks of the manufactures. As common to the American Black Bear in populated areas they often substituted a large portion of their diets by consuming remote residential and campground refuge.
After repeated foraging and ingestion of contaminated refuge, the bears quickly become highly addicted to the ingested chemical substance.

Identification:
Meth Bears look somewhat similar to the standard American Black Bear however as common to symptoms of Meth addiction Meth Bears will look very scrawny in size and might appear emaciated. Meth Bears are also easily identified from the excessive lack of teeth. One will often note highly erratic behavior. Meth Bears can often be found in surrounding Lake County areas and campgrounds stealing anything of remote value or attempting to barter with the local population for a fix.

Precautions:
Their behavior is highly erratic and unpredictable. Do not make any deals with the Meth Bears. However if you happen to be corned or attacked by one you might attempt to offer something along the lines of a candy bar to substitute their temporary need. If attacked, one can be expected to receive severe gumming.

Beware of the Meth Bear!

by MethBear123 July 28, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


meth goblin

A derogatory term used in reference to long-term methamphetamine addicts due to their erratic behaviour and mannerisms, but mostly due to their ghoulish features caused by the physical side effects of the drug. See also: Tweaker, Crankhead, Burnout.

There aren't many people in Walmart at this hour; just a few random people in the aisles and a bunch of meth goblins hanging around the arcade machines.

She used to be pretty funny and good looking, but a few years on the shit turned her into a meth goblin.

I was out getting my mail the other night and a big carload of meth goblins drove by and yelled something at me.

by jkcarter March 29, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


meth-monster

That f*cking thing thats been hiding outside behind the bush all night long. You can seen his shadow out of the corner of your eye, but when you peek out the blinds, he's not there...

meth or teenna
monster like aarrhhg!

by perry-noid1 January 2, 2004

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