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A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.
Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.
A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.
Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!
Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton
That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...
Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.
Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.
1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").
This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.
The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.
Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.
The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.
Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better
pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.