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when your girl is giving you head you shit in your hand and spread it all over her head and make it black and smooth
james was in the bath room at a car dealer getting a micheal jordan after he bought a car.....kind of like a thank u mj
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When you don’t want want your side chick knowing your real name so you pulled a dirty Micheal!!
Dude... I bagged me a new side chick and pulled a dirty Micheal!!!
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worthless fat-ass liar who master edits everything you say into what he wants you to say.
Worthless Liberal fuck who is good for one thing and one thing only...target practice
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When a guy is going out with your best friend and he has a rubber dick
Aka a strap on like the lesbians do itt =
That fucker is with my best friend and has a rubber dick!
Me: Hey man did you here about Logans new boyfriend!?! he has a rubber dickk!!
friend: oh hes pulling a micheal
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Someone who makes "documentries" that are really just a whole bunch of lies intended to work on the intense emotions of the naive liberals into being more ignorant that they already are.
Farenheit 9/11 was allmost completely ficticious.
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Elephant, Crap at computer games, Likes Incest and Emo people, Cant stop eating
"Omg theres an elephant walking towards me. Oh wait its Micheal Bonwick" "Oh No EarthQuake" GET A NEW JACKET/JUMPER
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Some guy who makes movies based on nostalgic cartoons/shows, puts some explosions in it, extends the run time, and calls it a movie
Person 1: Hey look a new Transformer movie
Person 2: I wonder how many explosions Micheal Bay will use this time
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