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Charlotte is nice a mid-Michigan town with lots of great people... If you were blind. Charlotte is a cesspool of meth heads and wanna be gangsters. Going into Charlotte and meeting the people, you'd believe you were in a deep southern town. It's the same town that had a meth lab blow up right across from the police and fire station. Don't worry, they tore it down and turned it into a nice outdoorsy plaza. They even turned a old cemetery into a park, they couldn't even get all the body's out for some reason. Charlotte High School, is ran by an old man and a homophobic angry tattooed Mexican lady. If you live in Charlotte you either love it or are dying to get out.
I just saw some freak injecting some heroin at dean park in Charlotte, Michigan.
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A small town that is not remembered by anyone except those who live there. Most people from here say, "I'm from Iron Mountain," because they at least make the weather channel map. People from Norway generally dislike Iron Mountain only because of the rivalry between the high schools.
GO KNIGHTS!
"where are you from?"
"Norway."
"the country????"
"No, Norway, Michigan."
"...Oh..."
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The hand in which dude uses to crank-off.
I'm in love with miss michigan.
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Applying a bike horn to someones genitals and honking with such intensity that they vomit up their intestines
I am going to give Dan a Michigan honking
A Michigan Hello is the act of showing the middle finger to a friend, family member, or neighbor as a friendly greeting, similar to a wave of the hand.
Made popular by writer , podcaster and television host Steven Rinella
So, my best friend just water skied past my cottage and gave me the ol’ Michigan Hello!
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To jizz in a girls mouth. When the jizz is in there then you make her laugh as hard as she can and make the jizz go out her nose. FUN ;)
Can i preform a MICHIGAN MILKSHAKE tonight hunny?
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Located in idyllic East Lansing Michigan, Michigan State University (MSU) is the State of Michigan's largest academic institution with a single campus enrollment of 45,000 students - making it the fifth largest single campus university in America. In terms of total acreage MSU the second largest of America's universities at 5,200 acres.
Academics:
Michigan State has over 150 undergraduate degrees in which to choose from. Many of which are ranked in the top 25 nationally and some ranked #1. The mean grade point averages for an incoming freshman is 3.55, with an ACT score of 25.
Campus:
Michigan State is always located on a list of America's most beautiful campuses. With the peaceful Red Cedar River flowing directly through the heart of campus along with numerous gardens and fountains one is never far away from natural beauty. MSU is home to the largest dormatory population in the nation, however some students choose to live in lively downtown East Lansing.
Sports:
Michigan State is NCAA Division 1A, belonging to the Big Ten conference. Michigan State is one of only a few schools to win national titles in basketball and football, and the ONLY school to win a national title in all three "money sports" (football, basketball, hockey). Colors are Green (forest green) and White. Rivals include: 1) University of Michigan, 2) Notre Dame, 3) Ohio State / Penn State. Mascot is the Spartan. Logo is a green block S against a white background.
Misc facts:
-There are more Michigan State University graduates living in Michigan than any other college or university
-Michigan State was founded in 1855
-MSU was the first Big Ten school to wear "winged-helmets," later made popular by the University of Michigan.
-With the exception of Ohio State no other Big Ten University has won more national football titles in the modern era than MSU.
-Malcolm X and Magic Johnson are among the many famous MSU graduates
-MSU students are known for being good natured, friendly, and personable.
-MSU is the ONLY university in North America to have three different medical schools. (MD, DO, VM)
-The MSU band was recently voted one of the top three college marching bands in the nation in a nation-wide poll of directors.
-Michigan State was the first land grant college in the nation.
I can't believe I got into Michigan State! Their communications program is the best in the nation!!
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