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Horrible person, scumbag of the highest order. Eats out of bins by choice, not necessity. Needy. Selfish. Pretentious. Would sell his mother for a five spot. Every person that has ever liked him was proven wrong. Makes the blind wince.
Jig: "Do you remember Hitler?"
Maccer: "Sure do!"
Jig: "He reminds me of Sick Mick".
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A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.
I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.
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meaning man boobs, derived from professional golfer Phil Mickelson's jiggling titties.
Oh man look at that guy... he's really got some philly micks.
yeah bro, those are the biggest philly micks I've seen in a while.
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Another name for a pint of lager due to it sounding the same.
"I'll have a pint of Mick Jagger please"
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When a man puts a sock over his penis and crams it into his partners mouth, thus representing "Socko', where Mick Foley would put a sock over his hand and cram it into his opponents mouth, then win the match.
My girlfriend wanted to give me a blowjob, so I pulled off my sock and gave her The Mick Foley.
The juiciest booty cheeks in North America East. 🍑
That’s fuckin thicc Mick right there 🍑
The act of grabbing a cows utters and using them as a penis. It is most commonly used for for girls to lose there virginity without having to find a male.
Person 1: damn i’m feeling kinda lonely, still haven’t lost my v-card
Person2: just mick deines it, then you’ll be as cool as all the other whores!!!