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a person who is narrow-minded or has limited knowledge or insight to anything outside his or her immediate life.
basically someone who lacks education or higher thought.
I tried to start a conversation about Hapsburg Europe with that hot looking babe at the party who is supposedly a history major.
turns out she's just another mental midget, since all she talked about was her ex boyfriend Diego and her Mary Kay cosmetics collection!
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Eric Lynch (born March 11, 1975), better known as Eric the Midget, is a frequent caller of the Howard Stern Radio Show and a reluctant member of "The Wack Pack."
Eric suffers from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a disease of the connective tissue. He says that he has outlived every doctor's predictions. He is 3' 5" tall and weighs 85 pounds and uses a motorized wheelchair to get around.
Eric the Midget wants to fly with balloons!
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when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.
ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!
The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.
Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."
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A midget who is so small that they are no longer considered human and enter the slug category. They resort to eating scraps of metal and their own bones.
You don't want to touch that, it's a midget slug.
"Momma, what's that?........OH LORD!!!", "Sorry child I was making love to the extreme bottom of the food chain"
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A term created by Kevin Nash and popularized bu him and the Klique to describe workers who were good technical wrestlers but believed to be too small and/or boring to ever succeed on a large stage (Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Lance Storm.)
Signs of a wrestler being a vanilla midget are small stature, good technical wrestling, poor mic skills, and a rabid stubborn internet fandom.
Dean Malenko can put on a 5 star match to an internet fan but he's too much of a vanilla midget to ever main event a PPV.
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The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft
"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"
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