A young lady, who is from the midwest who thinks she runs the show, rules the roost. Thinks that she knows everything. When in fact she is a spoiled privileged entitled brat that needs to go shut up and sit in the corner and watch the big dogs run the show.
Diane is a midwest princess and needs to pipe down when Andrea is showing old west guns. Andrea's family knew John Wayne(Marion Morrison) and Diane maybe visited his birthplace in Iowa once.
When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.
“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”
The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.
I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.
The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.
I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.
When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.