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1. When a guy is fucking a girl (or dude if that's your thing) doggy style and throws up on her back.
2. When getting head, cumming and puking on your partner's face at the same time and making them lick it all up.
Suzanne enjoyed a nice Milkwaukee Milkshake after tea.
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Breastfeeding your child while taking a shit
My husband called me while I was having a Milwaukee milkshake, I told him to wait
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you and your partner wrap your faces in saran wrap, poke holes for your mouths, and proceed to take turns shitting into the opening.
note: if you want to get real classy, you can fashion some hats out of the leftover saran wrap!
ya.. we didnt cheese for the burgers.. so we plowed down a few milwaukee sandwiches instead.
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When your female sexual partner is menstruating (with consent). you collect her mensuration discharge in a cup, containment vessel or condom then mix in as many cum loads as you can muster. Presto you have yourself a Milwaukee Milkshake,Perfect to wash down a hearty meal.
"Hey babe, that Milwaukee milkshake we made the other night do you think it'll still be good? It's been in the fridge..."
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When an individual of known or unknown origins (especially an uncle) has too much beer to drink and blows a hot beer burp on you usually in a social situation. Has been known to cause brain damage in severe cases.
Jeff had too much to drink and blew "Old Milwaukee" on me. I think I threw up a little.
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A basketball team that gets destroyed like an 18 year old blonde chick at frat party every time they make the playoffs. They haven't won a championship in God know how long, neither does anyone care. Their coach has the IQ of a 3 year old child with Down syndrome. Good luck winning a championship Bucks
The Milwaukee Bucks got destroyed by the Heat in the NBA playoffs, not that anyone was surprised by this.
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A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
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