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Corpo Minion

A compound of Corpo and Minion:
Corpo - The lifepath of working at FAANG companies.
Minon - Just a minion tanking turret, who will never be remembered as Faker or Chovy.

e.g. That guy that just transferred from LinkedIn to Apple to Facebook.

PersonA: How's the corpo minion life treating you? What's Tim's asshole taste like?
Corpo Minion: I work at Facebook now.
PersonA: Oh, how's Zuck's asshole taste compared to Tim's?
Corpo Minion: You want me to restart as the Street Kid?
PersonA: Nah, its too late. You might as well wait to NewGame+ at this point.

by FireSourcery September 20, 2022

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rich minion

it means a minion (that is rich) πŸ‘

i got a friend with a rich minion

by tobias1313 July 9, 2022

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Minions: The Rise of Gru

One of the best animated feature films ever made. If you don't wear a suit to this movie, you are an uncultured swine.

One ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru please.

by mr fish 124 July 7, 2022

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republican party minions

These are the the people who make the republican attack machine work. They work to promote and/or defend the agenda of the G.O.P. and to protest and/or defeat the agenda of democrats. These minions work through any available public forum--such as: letters-to-the editor in local newpapers, raising controversy and/or protests at town hall meetings, and on-line chat rooms. These republitards even submit definitions on Urban Dictionary to make racist remarks and spread out-right lies about President Barack Obama!

The republican party uses lies, deception and bullshit spreaders like Rush Limbaugh and faux news (a.k.a. fox news) in attemptes to keep Obama from fixing the Bush Economy or fixing our fucked up healthcare system!

By using the minions, the republicons try to create the illusion of a grass roots movement that opposes healthcare reform. However, an August 2009 CNN poll shows that 57% of the people know that the Republican attack machine is responsible for most of the backlash on healthcare reform, not REAL Americans!

The republican party minions keep spreading lies, rumors and obscene bullshit about Obama and healthcare reform.
To see the work of these minions, check out some of the sick Obama defs on Urban Dictionary! These sick republican bastards are trying to keep Obama from fixing the heinous mess George W Bush left behind!

by Charles_U_Farley August 12, 2009

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joey willse's minions

PEOPLE WHO STALK HIS LOCKER DAILY AND TACKLE HIM ONCE HE GETS TO SCHOOL. TYLER IS PROLLY THE LEADER MINION

Wow! Those people are kinda stupid but popular. must be joey willse's minions

by thatdude :) November 26, 2018


National Minion Day

June 24th is officially national minion day.

β€œOMG do you what day it is?”

β€œJune 24th?”
β€œYes! It’s national minion day!”

by susimposter69 March 3, 2023

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Smash Bros Minion

Can be defined as a player controlled character who assists in damage dealing but never wins. They usually lack poor finishing skills, but excel at evading. It's very common that they'll finish second place, but will have no kills. Key characters that make incredible minions are Kirby, Link and Donkey Kong. Kirby's floating skills make for excellent evasion techniques and will usually float over people and drop a brick on them just when they're about to finish an opponent near the ledge. Link being the most retarded character will always have his boomerang flying everywhere whilst summoning an endless stream of bombs from his incredibly large repository in his cape. It's important to note that Link is a very easy minion to kill as his stage re-entering abilities are next to nil. The last, and by far most rattling minion is Donkey Kong. While this character lacks evasion skills and fast smashes, he makes up for it with his suicide wind up punch and his scream inducing ability to pick up fellow players and walk off the ledge with them. The best way to combat a minion is to either fight back with the same characters, or choose a character with lightning fast movements. The best choices seem to be Fox with his rattling laser gun, or Kirby with his infuriating A+Down moves.

Sean and Curtis were having an epic fight until a Smash Bros Minion came in and ruined it by carelessly throwing a boomerang and 18 bombs in their general direction.

by Darkfire911 January 25, 2010

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