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When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.
I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!
When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between
Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .
person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!
Manchester is a western suburb of Saint Louis located approximately 20 miles from downtown Saint Louis. Its most notable school is Parkway South High. It is home to over 18,000 residents. Manchester Road, which runs along downtown Manchester, occupies U.S. Historic Route 66 for a few miles. Manchester shares their population with its twin city Ballwin, which has a population of over 30,000 people.
"We are taking a detour through Manchester Missouri to get there"
When hitting it doggystyle, ,you stick their head in a toilet filled with shit and flush it right as you're beginning to cum
I was at the bar last night and gave this chick a missouri Tornado
This is a sex position involving 3 people. A male stands up, legs slightly spread in an arch, and two others stand, sucking on his cock and anus. The man starts shitting and the partner sucking the anus eats it while jacking off the standing man, meanwhile the partner sucking the cock gives him a sick BJ.
Jim: "Just got a Missouri arch from Carla and Dayna the other day"
Kevin: "WHO THE HELL CARES? THAT IS DISGUSTING! GET OUT!"
Never heard of us that’s ok you aren’t missing much...sonic is the place to eat, Walmart is the hang out, and sometimes you’ll find us at the old car wash when it raining, you want heroine we got it, you got a truck well than spend what little money you make on the shit box and rev it up, Brandon needs to tell his parents (Kyle and Britny) to us a rubber cause they aren’t helping Society, Oh and the three Mexican and two Chinese restaurants are the only “nice” places to eat but to mix it up we get the Choice of Dennis, tornados naw we call them naders (“bring your lawn chairs and you can watch for them naders with us next storm I’ve got enough deer for the bunch of us and we can let the kids can ride there bikes”) dad likes to say, and best not forget joe dirt is our idol!!! Hope ya come and visit soon!
Guy1: where you from
Guy2: Neosho, Missouri
Guy1: oh...that one place full of Nader watchin, shit box driven crazy rednecks?
The worst place to live. One day it’s summer, the other day it’s winter.
Oh you live in O’Fallon missouri? Must fuckin suck lmao