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Statement
Situation
A point at which mental function reaches its apex minimal levels causing a negative surge in brain synapses leading to the most simple and straightforward tasks becoming difficult and near impossible
"Did you see the guy mopping with the wooden end of the mop? "
"I know bro, what a Joe moment."
when shit gets mad serious and you need to act 100% clean and sober.
Oh fuck, sober moment guys. I spilt the beer on my moms bed
a goober moment, a moment of being a silly little goofy little goober, also based
Dion Moment
When you laugh or remember something someone said..hours, days or weeks later after they said it. Something that takes a little time to travel from one part of your body or brain to another and takes time for you to get it.
I had a Giraffe Moment on that story you told me last week.. I was driving to work and could not stop laughing .
The wow moment, u experience when sth. magic happens. Magic not in the David Copperfield kind of way, but more like "uh, did this just really happen?! WE ARE MATCHING! marry me"
Or simply, the crucial factor that makes you know, that this person and you are kinda soulmates!
I.: I met this guy in the tube, he was sitting next to me and listening to 'Let me blow your mind' and 'Powerless'!!!
MC: Oh girl, hillarious! Magic moment!!!!! :D
When you screw up really badly, ultimately misrepresenting the people you work for.
"Hey Jackson, no rape in the office!"
"Sorry sir, I had a Grum moment"
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When your mind draws a blank when asked a question you should know the answer to
"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment."
-- Gary Johnson
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