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Mom

Mum

:thats my mom
:you misspelt it idiot its mum

by Hahahahate October 22, 2020


Mom

The greatest, most awesome, amazing, beautiful woman in the world.

I love my mom.

by FatherTerry December 23, 2020


Mom

The woman who doesn't stop loving you. She always is there for you, and will always be there for you. She has done everything you have asked, you wanted her to do, and she got up in the middle of the night, just to take care of you, to. Make sure to take care of your mom, and love her unconditionally, because you need to pay her back and she won't be here for very long. I love you mom.

Daughter: Mom, can I go somewhere with my friends!
Mom: No, sorry hunny.
Daughter: You are the worst mom ever!
Mom: Gosh, am i the worst mother in the world? I should go apologize

by oofergangoofergang October 31, 2019


mom

someone that makes you do homework and doesn't help you ever and always corrects you in sentences you are saying

me:says finna
my mom:its 'about to'

by zeroism April 9, 2021


Mom

A human that tells you to clean your room and you may not like it but you should love and respect your mother (mike)

I love my mom

by EbAg the great November 9, 2020


mom

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing?
me: i don't know she left when i was 4

by mymomleftme March 7, 2022


Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 5, 2019