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The uncanny ability for people who are not quite right in the head to have sometimes supernatural strength. Particularly when they are wound up from you calling them a retard.
"Was abusing mental sheppy the other day"
"Fuck that mate, hes got proper mong strength"
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1) A membranous tissue fold that occuludes the vaginal orifice from the ramrod. A hymen or cherry.
2) A cone existing on a level curve that contacts the tangent surface.
1:"Take a good look at your monge cone; this is the last time you'er ever going to see it!"
2:Mot screamed to the ramrod, "If you want to get to the bloody monge cone, you're going to have to get through me first, mate"
To be so stoned you can't move or think straight
-Hey I guess we should go to this party then?
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am
-Hey where've you been?
-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?
-dunno
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Noun. Council house, housing association dwelling. See Mong
Check out the tacky Christmas lights on those mong huts.
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When someone smokes too much weed too quickly and hits that point where you can't be bothered to move never mind talk to each other. Once bong monged the victim will usually go to bed to sleep quite quickly. After smoking such an amount you are left usually staring in to space not really aware of the people around you
Hey I seen John last night and we had a bong. Shit it was totally loaded n I hit it real hard. 20 mins later I was a total bong mong. I got bong monged so bad n just fucked off to bed.
Someone that cannot or will not understand the nature of an eBay transaction.
A sufficiently talented eBay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally dick the seller about in new and inventive ways.
The eBay mong's natural habitat is a dreamworld. They communicate by 'txt spk' only, and never have any money.
Listing: Please DO NOT send text messages as I will not reply to them.
eBay mong, via SMS: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Listing: DO NOT ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
eBay mong: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Seller: Congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
eBay mong: ....................
Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World's ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we've all made from time to time.
Emperor Mong: Go on, one more beer won't hurt.
Emperor Mong: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
Emperor Mong: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!
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