something that isn't useful. while not necessarily harmful, it offers no help and no information. originated in "Thumbtanic," when a diagram of a monkey was presented as an evacuation route, ("there's a way out, but it's not pretty!")
Source: "This isn't useful! This is a monkey!"
Example: Girl-"What are you doing tonight?"
Boy (vaguely)- "I'm going to do some things."
Girl- "That's a monkey!"
Example: Math teacher- "This set of parentheses is a monkey. They don't tell us anything we didn't already know."
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1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy
2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours
3) slang term for genitals
4)cockney slang for ยฃ500
5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance
1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!
2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!
Yeh?
Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...
3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!
4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!
5)You lil' monkey!
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another word for nuts (monkey nuts) ya herd
ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys
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Monkey is a code word for vagina.
Hey, I'd like to see her monkey.
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Code name for collecting weed when you don't want people around you to know.
Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"
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