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A game which can be played using your dong and balls.It involves pinching the skin over your unit to match your balls.The trick is to have someone guess which one isn't a ball.A great game for your wife or girlfriend , or a co-worker who you think is a total douche.
Copsey was on a winning streak last night,while playing Three Ball Monty, clearly identifying my frank from the beans.Don't challenge the master he can sniff cock out like a drug sniffing canine.
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A game in which you pull the foreskin of your penis over so it looks like a ball.when combined with the other 2 its hard to pick which one isnt a ball.
Copsey won last nights game of Three Ball Monty, guessing 2 out of 3 times.
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The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.
He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.
Any South Indian dude from Fremont, California that thinks he’s thug af and from “the hood”. They often copy the attire of individuals from much less fortunate backgrounds and have loving millionaire tech parents.
Ayo, I think I see a Monty Boy Marlo pulling up, tuck in your chain.
Three Ball Monty is a game where one male participant gather's his own penis and testicles together in one hand. By slight compression of the testicles and penis the body parts appear very similar. The object of the game is to have other players guess which is the penis and which is the testicles.
During the Three Ball Monty tournament J.B. injured his penis as a result of extreme compression.
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An expression to be used in place of phrases such as "I'm pulling your leg" or "I'm winding you up" as it conjures up strange images in ones head.
"Naw, I'm just revving your Monty mate."
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When you are giving a woman the “Shocker” only to pull your hand out and find your pinky finger covered in shit.
I was giving my Bosses sister in law the Shocker last night when I smelt something funny, I pulled my hand out and discovered it turned into a Dirty Monty
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