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The remaining hairs around the ass hole, left behind from a poorly executed anal waxing.
L1P: Bro, why does my ass hole itch so much?
Stormy: Not sure, didn't you just visit Strump for that anal waxing?
L1P: I did, but he must have left a bit of shadow moss behind.
when a man thinks he is going to get a blowjob, he shaves his pubic region so much that small red spots begin to form on his pubic area
I was about to blow him but he had to much red moss.
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This is not known by true scousers but i am sorry to say it is in liverpool. population: Wools and little John
Little john has never bin bevied
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The second fastest land mammal behind the cheetah is the robin moss, a rare species of awesome which is half british half asian. It can be found in the south of England and migrates to Asia during the winter periods.
Person one: "damn you see that thing move?"
person two: "yeah was like robin moss, was so dang quick!!!"
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The eating out of a girl's vaginal canal.
watch porn; may i mumble in the moss?
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When you pull out during sex to ejaculate onto the girls stomach and hit her in the face while remaining where you are, like a deep ball from Tom Brady to Randy Moss.
Dude # 1 : Man I Brady to Mossed that chick last night.
Dude # 2 : Sweet!
Dude # 1 : Ya she can't even get mad because what are the chances?
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