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When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.
I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.
the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.
mountain dew black label was the rain.
mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
Mountain Dew is a beverage/energy drink owned Pepsi (idk why it's cwazy)
Mountain Dew HAS rizz and is normally associated with Indian Rizz because it's beautiful.
Anyone who drinks Mountain Dew has the tech support rizz.
"Yo james, Raj drank Mountain Dew and rizzed up your damn mom!"
"WTF?"
"yeah he use Indian Rizz to tinga tinga her sussy parts."
Shabnam is the most perfect girl , if you love her keep her forever....she will usually find her true love on the 3rd or 4th try and his name is most likely to start with A, this guy whoever finds her is extremely lucky and will give his life for shabnam
Shabnam is the most prettiest girl in the world and her eyes are as beautiful as the moon and as calm and cool as the mountain dews.
When you piss in someone's mouth and they swallow it. (The piss must be very yellow).
Oh yeah (name) mountain dew'd my mouth last night
A Corn mash drink sold or produced by a Mountain Man, made famous during the prohibition era, synonymous with a jug with 3 x’s on it.
“I paid Cletus $50 for a jug of Mountain Dew, it tasted like Gasoline and Brake Cleaner.”