mow the lawn

to 'mow the lawn' can also mean to take a dump.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.

"i say, shall we go forth and partake in the quest for punani?"
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."

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mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.

John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.

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mow the laundry

Too dispose of old cloths.

Hold articles of clothing above an under turned lawn mower and let the blade shred the old clothing.

"man I gotta mow the laundry."

"flip that shit over dude"

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mow the lawn

To shave another girls pubes and be happy about it or mowing a girl named "Lan"

"I mow the lawn last night"

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Mow the Bowl

An action verb for being generally awesome

Tommy: Hey man, you want to come play D&D with us later?
Nick: Nah I can't, I have to Mow the Bowl

Every morning when he wakes up, Jake mows the bowl before starting his day.

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mow off

Mow off is to go somewhere fairly far away from your home for a week/weekend for no other reason than to drink beer and get extremely bladdered!

wot shall we do this weekend??? i know lets all "MOW OFF" to (then name your prefered destination) for a right old bladdering!!!

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Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.

Haha He mowed his rug.

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