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When you get a boner that won't go away, while going commando, and eventually rug burns the tip of your penis.
Q: did you hook up with that chick last night?
A: nah, all she did was dry hump me furiously. Gave me bareback mule.
When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.
Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.
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A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.
John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir
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A large penis, esp. one that is capable of injury.
That dude's Mule Hammer bruised his girl's cervix.
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A mule of who's tits reach at least to the ground when the mule is standing straight up upon four legs. This term is often under-used, like tits that reach near to the ground. Also see "Half-Tit Mule" which is a mule who's tits reach almost exactly half-way to the ground.
Check out that hot-ass-spankable Tit Mule
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1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.
I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.
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Cum, seman, Man Chowder, Goo, spooge
I was getting a blowjob from this bitch who swallowed all my mule juice.
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