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A mushroom cloud is a distinctive fiery mushroom-shaped cloud of condensed water vapor or debris resulting from a very large explosion. They are most commonly associated with nuclear explosions, but any sufficiently large blast will produce the same sort of effect. They can be caused by powerful non-nuclear weapons like the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb. Volcano eruptions and impact events can produce natural mushroom clouds.
Mushroom clouds are formed by many sorts of large explosions under earth gravity, near the ground. Mushroom clouds form as a result of the sudden formation of a large mass of hot, low-density gases near the ground creating a Rayleigh-Taylor instability. The mass of gas rises rapidly, drawing up a column of additional smoke and debris in the center to form its "stem". The mass of gas eventually reaches an altitude where it is no longer of lower density than the surrounding air and disperses, forming the "head".
Nuclear mushroom clouds are often also accompanied by short-lived vapor rings around the stem, called "Wilson clouds". These are created by the blast wave causing a sudden drop in the surrounding air temperatures, causing water vapor in the air to condense around the explosion cloud's "stem".
Mushroom clouds cannot form after an explosion high in the air, under water, or in space. In space the explosion would be somewhat spherical.
goddammit people a mushroom cloud is a physical phenomenon not a sexual move
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a mushroom tattoo is when one of the male sex whips out his extremely large penis and whips u any where on the facial region. if enough force is applied a red bruise from the tip of the penis will appear on the face in the shape of a mushroom..hence the name mushroom tattoo.
nick: yea bitch like my dick...LICK IT.
nick: damn bitch i said lick dont bite.
(WHACK)
GIRL:damn baby you just gave me a mushroom tattoo.
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Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.
OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!
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When the tip of the penis is so large and the shaft is so thin, it looks like a mushroom cap.
Condoms feel weird on me because of my large mushroom cap.
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when a dude slaps his penis against someone and it leaves a mark like a mushroom.
"You better take that back or I'll give you a mushroom print right across your forhead!"
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This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.
No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.
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is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.
a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".
(In a cooking class)
(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.
(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea
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