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1. A practice that is shunned publicly by the general populace, but privately performed by millions. Particularly enjoyable when you have satin sheets.
2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.
3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.
1. Pastor to the clergy: "Sleeping naked is a sin, and those who partake of it will burn in hell! It promotes promiscuity and filth!!"
2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"
3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.
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When you want to make someone look like a homosexual. Say it when they are turned away from you and they will most likely turn around no matter their sexuality. When he realizes what you have done, you will either share a jolly laugh together or he will punch you in the face.
This is done mainly by low-end middle school kids or general attention-seekers.
Josh: "Hey, Jacob, I'm naked!"
Jacob: "wait...what?"
Josh: "Hahaha, you looked! (cough)queer(cough)"
Jacob: "All right mate, this was cute the first couple times, but you crossed the line now" (proceeds to deliver a can of whoop-ass)
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A short dash/sprint while naked,in the hope that nobody will spot you and your private parts. Usually undertaken from the shower to your bedroom.
Mick 'Dude, i got caught by my mom doing the Naked Dash today, most embarrassing thing OF ALL TIME!'
Seán 'LMAO, I'd be so bummed'
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The giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. Usually happens at the random sketchy basements at College party houses.
Yo man i just got a Naked Guy... it was very painful and not exciting!
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another word for a muffin, or a nickname for your lover :)
yo, i ate a naked cupcake for breakfast today, you know, a muffin?
The use of variables, equations, or inequalities to poke fun at the adulterous adventures of financially corrupt ex-presidents or ex-prime ministers, and of morally bankrupt priests or Pharisees, who continually deny having an affair with paid porn stars or Playboy models in spite of indisputable proof of hush money being involved to cover up their cheating habits.
A quick-and-dirty naked algebra question, which was censored by Floridian “woke math” educators, is the following: “Two b’s for $x + $130K + $y fine (and $z for possible bribery in exchange for a shorter stay behind bars). Guesstimate x, y, and z.”
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