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The notorious Australian bushranger who constructed his own bulletproof armoured suit. The ignorant view him as a crook while most perceive him as a legendary Aussie hero and icon. Known for his famous last words "Such is Life" meaning that no matter what happens stress less, it's just life and we only get one. Ned was sadly hung to death on 11 November 1880, at just age 25.
-"Ned Kelly was an Australian legend"
-"Such is life mate"
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Somebody: “Who owns sex?”
An intellectual: “Oh, you mean the CEO of Sex? That’s Ned Leeds, of course!”
The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV
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Discord.gg/Ned (aka Nedcord) is a discord server made to be a fan club for the Spider-Man character Ned Leeds (Jacob Batalon)
Friend one: Yo! You should join discord.gg/Ned!
Friend two: I will as soon as I get home!
Only the most diddliest, doodliest, fiddliest, foodliest, friendliest neighbour-ino in Springfield!
Ned Flanders is the happiest man in Springfield....-a-diddly!
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An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.
Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...
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