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newtons cradle

When the boobs of a girl resemble the infamous newtons cradle. By smacking the girls boobs together and having them Swing in the motion of the balls of newtons cradle hitting against one another giving it the same force back.

-What did you do to that girl?

--I did the Newtons cradle on those bitches tits.

by china. April 21, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Newton's cradle

The horrific and often timberfelling image of two men attempting a DP in a grumbleflick when their knackers collide.

Is that? Oh my God, I can't bear to look!

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

by Andi February 17, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Newton's Cradle

A two-man variation on 'teabagging' in which the four testicles represent the swinging balls of a Newton's Cradle. The slapping of the two scrotal sacs together in an approximation of the cradle motion is optional, if physically achievable.

Joe was so wasted, we took about 30 pictures of him getting a Newton's Cradle while he was passed out.

by Bee-ritt July 17, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


issac newton

Really smart guy!!! Everybody loves him and wants to be his friend. He is really nice and caring. Oh he is also pretty gay.

Man that issac Newton is a cool gay guy.

by Hammerdropper January 26, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


fig newton

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"

Look at that bitch made fig newton.

by Mattinho August 1, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.

"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."

by lindsey butts January 14, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž