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The Blend

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.

"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler July 1, 2021


Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.

Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021


Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 2, 2024


Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.

"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"

by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016


Blend

A Europen decenting name. Blends are generally comforting, accepting, but tend to be to hostile when shown disloyalty.

don't double cross a blend

by ParadoxVi January 20, 2018


Blend S

An animated movie about some underage girls that child-labored under the reign of a fricking pedophile.

Blend S is the reason why I hate Japan.

by iWeeb Pro Max July 6, 2021


Blend

Blend can be brought into conversation at any point in which something works/runs smoothly/you will not get caught/lowkey

“You coming for a blend one in Dunbavin’s on Saturday

by SnifferDogDave October 26, 2019