open to new members

a female "open" to male organs that may enter the vacinity of her reproductive organs.

A guy says "Hey, are you open to new members?" and the girl says "Yeah! And I'm open to yours! How about my car?"

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kkk member

a Ku Klux Klan member is a neo-nazi but much more virgin

A:I hate niggers, jews and faggots
B: You're a kkk member

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Fuck the members day

A day where the owners of the server get revenge on the members for fuck the owner day.

"The members treated us badly on fuck the owner day, lets participate in fuck the members day.

functioning member of society

men

Elena: the f in men stands for funny
Chris: the f in women stands for functioning member of society.

men are superior

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standing member of parliament

A member of parliament that does not lie by default

Vote for a standing member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun.

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JV family member

A family member who is inconsequential to the larger extended family. This is typically an adult family member who is single and childless. Due to this, they add little benefit to the family as a whole.

Jessica is 35, single, and can't have children. We love her, but she's a JV family member.

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suicide squad member

some emo fag usually by the name of amber

yo dude did you see that suicide squad member over there?

yeah that’s amber. she’s so emo bro 💀

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