kitty cha cha's

Kitty cha cha's is when you have an erection and you don't want it because of a social reason, perhaps you're at a party or a open house, so you get a nearby cat to scratch it into submission.

"I had to resort to kitty cha cha's at Christmas dinner with my girlfriend's parents because my slacks didn't hide anything."

Boom-Ching-Cha-Cha-Cha

What you're supposed to say after every line of the birthday song.

The guys say boom
The gals say ching
and we all say cha cha cha
At every Cha-cha cha you're supposed to do a supposed to do a cringy dance step

Birthday Kid: please don't tell them.. do the Boom-Ching-Cha-Cha-Cha and I WILL END YOU
Guy: *starts singing happy birthday song* C BOOM!
Gal: CHING!

Everyone: Cha-ch-
Birthday Kid, glaring at guy: 🙄🔪🔪🔪

dun cha cha

wdf is a dun cha cha ion even know.. somthin josline’s dumbass made LMFOAOAAO

“girl wdf is a dun cha cha?” “bullshit”
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vertical cha-cha

The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions

The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!

Cha-Cha Slide Challenge

Now, when I say the 'Cha-Cha Slide' challenge, I am NOT referring to when people would record themselves genuinely dancing to iconic song by DJ Casper; although, it DOES use that song. The Cha-Cha Slide challenge would be done while the featured person in the video would be driving a car - while they supposedly left their common sense at home. Whenever the lyrics went, "to the left" or "slide to the left/right" the person driving would literally swerve their car on the damn road. To make matters worse, whenever it went, "criss-cross," people would go fucking ape-shit berserk with the steering wheel. Unsurprisingly, this did lead to a significant number of accidents including rollovers and related reported injuries, but somehow, there are NOT any known deaths as a result of any dumbasses doing this trend.

I can only imagine what the conversation between those who ended up in an accident (while doing the trend) and their insurance companies could've been like. THAT would be fun to watch imo...

Both: *chilling and watching TikTok videos*

Kaden: "... Come on, man, there is no w-..."

(short pause)

"...OHHHH SHITTT..."

Isaac: "Wait, what happened?"

Kaden: "She got into a rollover accident when she and the other 'popular girls' were doing this thing called the

Cha-Cha Slide Challenge."

Isaac: "No shit. Lemme see it..."

(pause)

"...damn, I mean, to be honest, the hell did she think was going to happen?"