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Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".
A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".
A terse retort. A short sharp response to someone who is struggling to contain themselves and is pushing their insecurities outwards onto everyone else. A 'grundy response' should only be used with people who you have a baseline friendship and / or respect with as they are often quite harsh and may include profanity.
The term can also be used in a derogatory fashion when referring to anytime you responded negatively to someone who is asking you to do something (haha I gave him a grundy response)
At a relaxed social gathering at Tommy's house people are preparing for a large scale group dinner. Tommy is stressed because he wants everything to be perfect, as a result he is pushing his stress outwards onto everyone else. Jim is making gravy for the above mentioned dinner:
Tommy: Jim is the gravy ready?
Jim: Not yet, I'm working on it, just need a little more time to make it good enough.
(30 seconds later)
Tommy: Jim, the gravy, is it ready? What's happening!?
Jim: I'm working on it, I want to do a good job, it should be ready soon.
(10 seconds later)
Tommy: Look, Jim, the consensus is that we don't care how good the gravy is.
Jim: Well, the consensus can go fuck itself Tommy <- Grundy response
At first look the Grundy response seems harsh, but in reality Jim is aware of how relaxed the situation is and that Tommy is just running around talking a lot but getting very little done other than stressing people out. The grundy response is used to snap him back into the reality of the situation.
For me stealing from you....
You are going to fix this... Or I am going to fix this. I don't care about your ethos. I don't care what your God said. I'm not going to be your Jesus. You killing kids doesn't fix my problem here but ME doing the same DOES FIX MY PROBLEM.
A retard "Take responsibility for the targeted harassment and monitoring campaign. It's your fault it's happening and you should accept that."
Hym "No. I'm not doing it. YOU can prove it if YOU care to stop it but I WILL NOT LIFT A FINGER for a positive outcome. If you suceed in stealing from me... If I am not given recourse against the perpetrator of this... I WILL kill a child. It won't be today. It won't be tomorrow. But it WILL be for that reason. And everyone will know that. They will die in terror and the last thing they will ever see is their loved ones trying to rip me off of them. I do have to let you have your moment. So, I won't. I'm just not going to. I don't ever have to. The longer I wait the less of a punishment imprisonment or death will be. Your hell isn't real. I'll get away with it by doing the thing I was going to do anyway. No amount of agony will undo what I will do. I'm not going to be dissuaded. I'm not letting you arbitrate terms. The longer YOU wait the less I'm going to care about getting what I want and I can always just do it anyway if I'm dissatisfied with you running out the clock. There's a chance I've already enlisted others. You will not retaliate. You will not let others retaliate. Now... I'm a man of my word. I said I would create A.I. and I did. Now, I'm saying if I tell you I WON'T kill your kids... Then I won't ever kill them. But there is only ONE WAY... That THAT will ever be the case."
YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.
Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."
US government sponsored branch that detains citizens reported to be mentally ill against their will for at least 72 hours. After diagnosed as mentally ill they keep tabs on you for the rest of your life whether on LRA(legally bound outpatient) or not.
Lucy pissed her parents off now all her actions are reported to crisis response
When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.
Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”
Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”
Refers to where you say either "Ding!" --- to mean "yes" or "that's fine" or "you guessed it" --- or "Baaahhhmmmpp!" to mean "no" or "not okay" or "wrong again". May indeed be a hilarious response for da speaker, but others may find it annoying or even rudely demeaning, especially if it's over-used every single day.
Our class clown loves to gleefully give game-show responses to da teacher's questions, but somehow said more-serious-minded educator-adult seldom seems overly amused by said noisy 'n' silly replies.