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An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!
My mum found my belly wipe under the bed!
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To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.
Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.
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The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.
We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe
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An undesirable or offensive person.
"Quit being such an ass wipe."
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When you take a slice of bread and wipe up the dust off of the inside of an empty Tang jar, then eat it. (What Al Bundy did on Married with children)
I'm having Tang wipe!
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One who will wipe the ass of a superior in order to gain false ground.
tesoro is loaded with ass-wipes.
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The act of wiping with previously used tissue paper (usually retrieved from the garbage), because the toilet paper is all gone. This relatively gross act is to be used as a last resort method of wiping, and is not for everyone. Some would rather continue with a poopy butt than subject themselves to this.
Character 1: Get me some damn TP! I dont wanna have to go garbage wiping again!
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