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An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.
Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!
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When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
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your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex
Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"
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Liquid expelled from the penis...hopefully onto a ladies breasts or other sexy parts. (or dude parts if your into that shit)
"Come on you sexy bitch drink my nob juice...what do you mean fuck off?"
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the very desgusting residue found on the penis when a man doesnt clean himself of properly, usually found on bottom enders.
Slly doesnt like sucking the man in the parks dick because of the aftertaste due to his nob-cheese.
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nob all, meaning almost nothing or very little.
jesus, is that all that moulding costs a meter, it's nob all.
Dave took his car to be fixed, his mechanic told him it needed a new washer and bolt fitting, it would cost £12, Dave said "that's nob all, lets get it done"
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v: to nob off: To get rid off something. to exert something
Bob: did you do your homework last night?
Bill: nah, i nobbed it off.
Bob: are you comeing to football training tonight?
Bill: nah, i cant im working.
Bob: nob off work and come.
Bob: ok.
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