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Noob

In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob.

In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.

In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.

noob: 0l\/g l(4l\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx!?!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!

by l\l0013s ahahaah June 5, 2009

19πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


noob

term used by 12-year-olds when somebody doesen't like them.

Person 1: can i join u
Person 2: No, sorry.
Person 1: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!1oneoneelevennoob

(actual habbo hotel quote).

by bleeding nose May 26, 2007

15πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


noob

Anybody who seriously uses this word is a loser, and a nerd.

Jack: gtfo you noob
Jill: *no comment*

by Anonynynynynymous December 6, 2007

24πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Noob

1. a new person at a video game
2. a person that looks ugly
3. a person that looks ugly and is new to a video game
4. a stupid and annoying person
5. a person that does not know anything

The word "noob" is commonly used on these two games called Roblox and MovieStarPlanet. Links: www.roblox.com www.moviestarplanet.com

Wait... WTF! You don't know what noob means...

That noob over there does not know anything!

by AvalonTyler March 30, 2016


Noob

Noob or Newb, originated from the word newbie. It is normally used online when someone is "new" to a game. Nowadays it is also used to make fun of people.

Wow this whole server is flooded with noobs. -_-

by 2016 Top Definitions March 10, 2016


Noob

Noob-is a new person to a game or life like when you were born you where a noob it’s someone that is not rich on roblox :)

Hey you a noob

Yeah

by pass2012 May 7, 2018


noob

a new player not a person who killed you

noob: NOoB!1!1!!!1!1!1

experienced player: do u even know what noob means
noob: no

by coolio dudeio April 15, 2018