1.) A substance you are served instead of the dope you thought you were buying.
Man 1: Dude if you want these fiends to stop hanging on the bell, serve them the finest of nope .
Man2: Nope, not dope. Dude, I doubt these heads would know the difference.
Stands for "net option pricing effect". NOPE is a stock trading theoretical model that estimates the performance of a stock's price using historical pricing data and deep learning. It is a popular tool used for earnings season as it is very accurate in picking the wrong direction of a stock's price movement after the company releases their earnings report.
Girl: "INTC NOPE pre-earnings estimate: Right now preliminary bullish (+3.45 sigma) but let's see!"
Boy: "Time to NOPE this and load the boat with puts!"
This means "I love you so much Izzy"
"did you used to have a friend named messiah?"
"Nope."
"You never lived in timberwoods?"
"Nope."
The universal response around the world when a person has spent their money, time and or energy on some straight up bullshit. Not handlin
You: (super excited) hey guess what I got for our girls weekend?
Me:( grinning ear to ear) what bitch??
You: a whole zip of trees and I only paid 25 bucks for it,
Me: lemme see.
( After looking, smelling, and smoking it along with vomiting myself into an asthma attack.)
Me: bitch you almost killed me with that nope ass shit. Wtf, you got played.